Journal 60

Tony was busy so I walked out to the Spurs Fort with Jonas, Matt and Hemy. Halfway to the Spur’s Fort, we stop to pick up Jonas’s new girlfriend Shanice. Shanice is short, cute and has an enormous chest, which is why Jonas is attracted to her. I doubt it’s her stimulating conversation. Shanice talked from the moment we picked her up from her apartment until we reached the Spur’s Fort.

I have never seen someone talk so much and say absolutely nothing relevant in my entire life. I don’t even think she finished a couple of sentences before changing topics. I suppose the walk wouldn’t have been so bad, but Shanice had the voice of a three-year-old. I tried to ignore her, but she directed most of her conversation toward me. I was trying not to be rude, but it was difficult.

At one point, I moved to the other side of the road next to Matt and Hemy. I even tried to start a conversation with Hemy in hopes that Shanice would be quiet for a minute. I was hoping Shanice would get the message and talk to Jonas for a while. Unfortunately, Shanice drags Jonas to my side of the road and continues talking.

The party was already in progress when we reached the Spurs Fort. Joshua met us at the front door. A band was playing, and people were dancing. People were square dancing. Square dancing has never been my favorite dance, but it was my only escape from Shanice. I accepted Joshua’s hand and joined him in the dance.